2008 Kansas City Chiefs Fan Survival Guide

Ladies, having trouble finding that special Holiday gift for your hubbie, boyfriend, best bud or brother? Gentleman, having trouble finding something other than more jewelry for your wife, girlfriend, gal pal or sister?  NFL Properties is proud to announce the release of the 2008 Kansas City Chiefs Fan Survival Guide.  It’s the perfect Holiday gift for that disgruntled football fan who just can’t deal with the exploits of this year’s ballclub.

Included in this guide are the following…

10. A videotape of the lowlights of the memorable 1976 Tampa Bay Buccaneers’  0-14 season.

9. A guide to Sunday shopping on the beautifully lit Plaza (coffee coupons at Starbuck”s).

8. A “Self-Hypnosis for Dummies” guidebook and CD-rom.

7.The street addresses of the defensive coaching staff, and the telephone numbers for United, Allied and other moving and storage companies in the K.C. metropolitan area.

6. A season’s supply of brown paper bags.

5. A blocking switch specifically engineered to prevent the viewing of Chiefs’ defensive plays.

4. A $500 credit with a local bail bondsman (in case you get drunk and destroy a big screen TV at a bar).

3. A free session with Sigmund Fraud (Gunther Cunningham’s Psychiatrist’s).

2. Color-coded NFL Straight Jacket for when you just can’t take it any more.

1.Two tickets and an all-expenses-paid trip to the Detroit Lions’ final home game of the season.

The 2008 Kansas City Chiefs Fan Survival Guide is only available at NFL.com. Log on and order today!