Arrowhead Advantage: Donkey Punched II
10 Reasons Why the Broncos Suck Even More Than the Chiefs:
10. Jay Cutler makes the Mannings look Tom Brady smooth. What a douche.
9. Elvis Dumervil and the “All Shook Up” defense allow only 1.5 ppg less than our pathetic scrap heap unit full of no-names like Jason Babins, Rocky Boimans and Wallace Gillberrys.
8. Casey Wiegmann couldn’t even beat out Rudy Niswanger Ruettiger.
7. Tatum “Bellhop” Bell is back! Watch your luggage, Chiefs coaches and players.
6. You sure Champ Bailey didn’t star in Spaced Invaders? The cranial structure is a match, that’s for sure.
5. Good news, Broncos fans — Ryan Clady is probably going to the Pro Bowl. The bad news? That he’s too illiterate to even vote for himself on the ballot.
4. A white feature back? Mike Shanahan, you go too far with this idea that you can just plug anybody in at running back in your scheme. Honky, please!
3. INVESCO? At least we haven’t sold out when it comes to our legendary stadium name…yet.
2. Two weeks ago the Broncos got stomped by a visiting Raiders team that even we were good enough to beat on the road last week.
1. 33-19
Be sure to head over to our sister site Predominantly Orange — where Kim always does a great job coveing the Donkeys — and talk some smack!
lol love number 1
December 6th, 2008 at 8:51 pmI think we all do
December 6th, 2008 at 9:00 pmLet’s do this.
December 7th, 2008 at 1:08 pmI’m bringing a broom with me to the local bar that I watch the games at. There’s a couple of Donkey fans that come from time to time.
December 7th, 2008 at 1:09 pmWhere have all the LJ haters gone? They seem quiet these days. Hopefully today will quiet them even more.
December 7th, 2008 at 1:22 pmEveryone seems quiet these days. I think most Chiefs fans have packed it in. You know it’s bad when that happens.
December 7th, 2008 at 1:29 pmI’m thinking about going to that game in Denver next season Adam. I went to the Denver game in 1999 when the Chiefs won. The fans there were not bad at all. I wasn’t even bothered.
December 7th, 2008 at 1:40 pmanyone know where to watch the game online… Stoogetv is not working..
December 7th, 2008 at 1:52 pmYes, there has been significantly less posting on here recently, sadly…Chiefs fans have been less enthusiastic…I hope our D does well today…im not as worried about our offense…I think that was a captain obvious sentence or two…oh well
December 7th, 2008 at 2:00 pmI just wanted to assure you guys that my lack of recent posting has not been due to the failures of our favorite team, but rather due to a spike in the volume of work I’ve been getting (which is a good thing considering I’m paid on total billings). My enthusiasm for the Chiefs will remain strong even if we fall into a Detroit Lions pattern of epic fail.
December 7th, 2008 at 2:03 pmSudden you have been solid as always. I just feel bad because this is a place we created for Chiefs fans to come and vent, and instead it seems everyone is just bending over and taking it. Not me
December 7th, 2008 at 3:02 pmI love number 10 HA! Funny list!
December 8th, 2008 at 4:43 pmHa I listened to the Detroit game on my Sprint phone, it sounded like they were winning the Super Bowl. A gulf war veteran was on Sirius NFL and said when he got back to the states so much had changed but he was happy to see the Detroit Win Loss ratio had not. HA thank God we arent like that.
December 8th, 2008 at 4:45 pm