Arrowhead Advantage: Donkey Punched II

10 Reasons Why the Broncos Suck Even More Than the Chiefs:

10. Jay Cutler makes the Mannings look Tom Brady smooth. What a douche.

9. Elvis Dumervil and the “All Shook Up” defense allow only 1.5 ppg less than our pathetic scrap heap unit full of no-names like Jason Babins, Rocky Boimans and Wallace Gillberrys.

8. Casey Wiegmann couldn’t even beat out Rudy Niswanger Ruettiger.

7. Tatum “Bellhop” Bell is back! Watch your luggage, Chiefs coaches and players.

6. You sure Champ Bailey didn’t star in Spaced Invaders? The cranial structure is a match, that’s for sure.

5. Good news, Broncos fans — Ryan Clady is probably going to the Pro Bowl. The bad news? That he’s too illiterate to even vote for himself on the ballot.

4. A white feature back? Mike Shanahan, you go too far with this idea that you can just plug anybody in at running back in your scheme. Honky, please!

3. INVESCO? At least we haven’t sold out when it comes to our legendary stadium name…yet.

2. Two weeks ago the Broncos got stomped by a visiting Raiders team that even we were good enough to beat on the road last week.

1. 33-19

Be sure to head over to our sister site Predominantly Orange — where Kim always does a great job coveing the Donkeys — and talk some smack!

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