Why our Chiefs are Cooler than the New Orleans Saints (still still still playing make believe…this place is starting to get like Neverland Ranch…well, minus the molestation…):
10. Sweet Helmet. Fleur-De-Lis – French for lily flower.
9. Jeremy Shockey still worth that second. “Be a Saint” my ass.
8. Aaron Glenn? Isn’t he the astronaut? Oh, that’s John Glenn. Close enough — same age.
7. Joey Harrington is on your roster? I mean, Joey Harrington is on your roster?
6. So, Drew Brees, you finally going to tell us if that is a mole or a birthmark? (Now my fantasy team is going to lose for sure.)
5. The Saints defense must be getting into the Holiday spirit, because they sure are charitable. They’re making Gunther look like Uncle Scrooge.
4. Playing Jason David is basically like pulling something out of the oven without oven mitts — you know you’re ass is gonna get burned.
3. Reggie Bush. Still think you got an actual running back second overall, Nola?
2. Speaking of No. 25, is he hurt or just his ego? After all, we know Kim Kardashian has done more than just “dance” with the stars in the past.
1. It’s been 40 years, but at least we’ve been to a Super Bowl.