Arrowhead Advantage: Up-Chucky


Why the Chiefs are Cooler Than the Bucs (Still Playing Make Believe…):

10. Because pirates are sooooo masculine.

9. We’ve been ripped off before, but never for a POS Caddy.

8. Jeff Garcia. Hmmm…if it looks like a rat, smells like a rat…

7. So, Ronde Barber, how does it feel to play DeVito to Tiki’s Ah-nold?

6. We don’t need Tony Gonzalez–we have the one and only Jerramy Stevens! We’ll see how that works out for you early next year.

5. Aqib Talib might be a smoker, but come Sunday he is going to get smoked by Dwayne Bowe and Mark Bradley.

4. A bowl cut? Really, man?

3. Joey Galloway‘s grandkids trick-or-treated at my apartment last night. True story.

2. You”ll come into town feeling pewter power, leave feeling creamed-sicle.

1. One of these two teams still thinks that Ryan Sims can play and it ain’t us.