Man, did I have to do some calling around today to get this scoop. Anyway, it’s good to see that our Chiefs have senses of humor…
Herm Edwards - Harm is going with Tom Hanks’ reoccurring SNL character “Mr. Short-Term Memory.”
First Down: (thinking internally) Hmmmm…what did we just do? I’m not even sure I know what down it is…(looks at marker)…(aloud) run it, run it up the gut. To the right side, the right side. We haven’t done that in a while…
Second Down: (thinking internally) Hmmmm…what did we just do? I’m not even sure I know what down it is…(looks at marker)…(aloud) run it, run it up the gut. To the right side, the right side. We haven’t done that in a while.
Bernard Pollard - He is going to reminiscence tonight, and here’s how.
Damion McIntosh – This right here–everybody runs right around him.
Brodie Croyle - A crystal chandelier–whenever it falls, it shatters. To offer her support, Kelli Croyle is going out as the same thing.
Tamba Hali - Johnny Drama. He only has one good side.
Devard Darling – The Wal-Mart DVD discount bin, because that’s where we need to dump him back to.
Pat Surtain – George W. Bush. It makes him feel good to know that there’s at least one person who’s had a worse past four years.
Tyler Thigpen - A necrophiliac.
Dick Curl – Actually, Arrowhead Pride beat us to this scoop.
Larry Johnson – Some guys will never learn! He’s going to Blonde as the spitting Dilophosaurus from Jurassic Park. Poor ladies! Poor Newman! Still, I hear it’s an awesome looking costume. Dude had to do something with his time.
Pat Thomas – My personal favorite. Herm’s, too!
Happy Halloween, Addicts! The “treat” is coming tomorrow and feel free to add to the list…
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