Trick: Chiefs' Halloween Costumes


Man, did I have to do some calling around today to get this scoop. Anyway, it’s good to see that our Chiefs have senses of humor…

Herm Edwards - Harm is going with Tom Hanks’ reoccurring SNL character “Mr. Short-Term Memory.”

First Down: (thinking internally) Hmmmm…what did we just do? I’m not even sure I know what down it is…(looks at marker)…(aloud) run it, run it up the gut. To the right side, the right side. We haven’t done that in a while…

Second Down: (thinking internally) Hmmmm…what did we just do? I’m not even sure I know what down it is…(looks at marker)…(aloud) run it, run it up the gut. To the right side, the right side. We haven’t done that in a while.

Bernard Pollard - He is going to reminiscence tonight, and here’s how.

Damion McIntoshThis right here–everybody runs right around him.

Brodie Croyle - A crystal chandelier–whenever it falls, it shatters. To offer her support, Kelli Croyle is going out as the same thing.

Tamba Hali - Johnny Drama. He only has one good side.

Devard Darling – The Wal-Mart DVD discount bin, because that’s where we need to dump him back to.

Pat Surtain – George W. Bush. It makes him feel good to know that there’s at least one person who’s had a worse past four years.

Tyler Thigpen - A necrophiliac.

Dick Curl – Actually, Arrowhead Pride beat us to this scoop.

Larry Johnson – Some guys will never learn! He’s going to Blonde as the spitting Dilophosaurus from Jurassic Park. Poor ladies! Poor Newman! Still, I hear it’s an awesome looking costume. Dude had to do something with his time.

Pat Thomas – My personal favorite. Herm’s, too!

Happy Halloween, Addicts! The “treat” is coming tomorrow and feel free to add to the list…