Totally off-topic, but screw it–it’s Halloween! I won’t dress up today, maybe for this thing I might go to tomorrow. If I do, my costume well be Ashley Todd, that chunky, little Peter Jackson lookalike who carved the backwards (accidentally) “B” on her face for Barack Obama, which was probably the worst hoax ever. All I need is a little make-up for the “B” and the black eye, frumpy glasses, a hoody, a pillow to stuff in my shirt, handcuffs for the perp walk and a cheap brown wig and I’m set. I usually do Robert Goulet or Slash, but you can only go to the well so many times.
I know Crane is doing it big as Beetlejuice. Other hot costumes will be Heath’s Joker, the Maverick and the Milf, Joe the Plumber and, in Kansas City, Brokie Croyle. Later on today I’m going to crank out a quick post on what Chiefs players should dress up as, but for now…
Addicts, what is your Halloween costume?




I am getting crunk tonight as no other than Shakezula, the mike rula, the old schoola, you wanna trip, I’ll take it to ya!
I just drank 1/2 gallon of Dead Guy Ale (Rogue Brewery) … I’m celebrating Death this weekend. Tomorrow is my birthday which is ironic, and Sunday I’ll be at Arrowhead Stadium celebrating another type of Death. Cheers!