Sweet Halloween costume, dude!
Yes, that’s Larry Johnson dressed up as infamous woman beater Ike Turner. Hey, Larry, were did you find that chick? She looks just like Tina Turner. What did you say? “We Don’t Need Another Hero?” Um, in light of yet another alleged “altercation” with a woman, it looks like, yeah, we really do. Even I might be saying send him “Rollin’ On The River” at this point (and the other two Bests definitely are).
Before we were ready to give Larry the benefit of the doubt, but this happened at a nightclub right around the time when he’s dealing with an eerily similar previous situation legally. Also, he was dating smokin’ hot Julissa Bermudez for well over a year. If he had of been single all of this time, how many times would he have gone all Lawrence Phillips up in the club? 10? 15? Who is this guy? Tom Sizemore?
For his sake, this better be yet another false alarm. Then again, even if it is how does he keep getting involved in these situations? Most of us have been out among other people, often late at night, often enjoying ourselves, and never have had an altercation with a member of the opposite sex. This pattern is starting to look like something straight out of the Pacman Jones playbook. No bueno.
At this point, we might just have to cut our losses and move him for fitty cents on the dollar after the season.
Addicts, what should we do with Larry Johnson?