It's Happy Hour!

by Features

As we head into flu and cold season, Kleenex has begun marketing what it touts as a more durable version of tissue.  Speculation is swirling that it could make its NFL debut at right tackle against the Titans next week.

There is not a single team in the NFL that can beat the Chiefs this Sunday.  Herm Edwards has been quick to embrace this as a sign of progress and used it to yet again underscore his philosophy that a team’s best chance for not losing comes whenever it doesn’t give up any points.

Ten days and counting until our franchise quarterback returns to the field of play.  Meanwhile, Uncle Rico’s agent confirms that he and Bill Kuharich have had several “productive” conversations in recent days.  As per standard policy, the Chiefs front office neither confirms nor denies that such talks are occurring.  Even so, Carl Peterson has hinted on numerous occasions that if the numbers looked right, he could see Rico as a “legit” option for any NFL team in need of a ”wily, veteran quarterback.”

Brian Waters has taken to blaming the backfield for not protecting the quarterback carousel behind him. Tony Gonzalez grumbles about not being allowed to break the receiving record at home.  Larry Johnson questions whether he is good fit for the Chiefs future plans. Damion MacIntosh would be more comfortable playing left tackle. All stand as pretty good examples of the kind of inspired veteran leadership and chemistry-building that gets me all tingly thinking about the rest of this season and how well the development of the younger players must be going.

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ha ha ha ha ha ha glorious post d

They coulda went to State

Rico is Napoleon Dynamite's steak-hurling uncle. Back in '82, he used to be able to toss the pigskin a quarter mile . . .

Napoleon Dynamite reference. Nice write up my man.

Ok, forgive me guys, but I have only been a member since this year. Who is Uncle Rico? As for the grumbling vets, SHUT UP AND TEACH! The rooks won't get better if you don't help! Maybe Tony should have gotten the record at home. Maybe LJ is not in the future for the organization.........ok, sorry gotta laugh at that one with a deep belly laugh. He just wants out of town since Daddy Vermiel isn't here to coddle him anymore. Larry, you are a pro and paid to play. If you are not gonna teach the rooks how to get better, then just.....how does coach put it? Oh yeah! JUST PLAY TO WIN THE GAME!!!

Merlin,

I had to get this out my system. Just think of this as my "bye week." :)

Adam,

I suspect the leadership void permeates the entire organization - starting with Clark Hunt. Time will tell . . .

Maybe if this was "back in eighty-two..."

When do you know things are hitting bottom. When the bloggers have less and less to say. Good post, DD.

Funny stuff, DD. At least we'd be trying to be funny with Uncle Rico, instead of accidentally being funny with the guys we have now. The only thing I want to point out is how do expect our vets to provide leadership when they are under the regime of a leadership-deficient coaching staff? Harm is all talk, no accountability; why should we expect his players be any different?