22 Sep
Caption This Pic: Positive Imagery
“Sure would be nice if the rest of the team got this hyped once in a while.”
Thought we all needed a dose of positive imagery on this melancholy Monday. There’s nothing like Bernard Pollard and Jarrad Page when it comes to cheering up Chiefs fans. My only critique of either of them (besides them being too slow for a third-and-long combo) is for Jarrad. See those things you’re holding up in the air? They’re called arms–you wrap with them when you tackle. Man, why did we ever let Greg Wesley mentor you?
Addicts, it’s your turn to caption this pic…
WOW, when you make a great play, it really does feel like your floating.
September 22nd, 2008 at 8:05 pmWe really should have checked these shoes out a little more before we bought them BoneCrusher. Hey Dorsey, come help us down.
September 22nd, 2008 at 8:07 pmI know they started callin LJ IronMan but we shouldnt have took those promo shoes.
September 22nd, 2008 at 8:09 pmDamnit, tell Adam Sandler to put the remote DOWN.
September 22nd, 2008 at 8:13 pmPollard: Dang! This is some good sh*t!”
Page: Yeah!! Hahah! Oh- Wait… We’re supposed to be doing something on this field. If I can just remember what…
Pollard: Somethin’ about tackling.
Page: Oh… Yeah. Like that McFadden fool runnin’ right passed us?
Pollard: …………. Sh*t.
September 22nd, 2008 at 8:17 pmYipee! The offense got a first down!!!!!
September 22nd, 2008 at 8:28 pm6. Herm Edwards, Kansas City — The Chiefs are on a franchise-worst 11-game losing streak, and things have gotten so bad these days that they’re losing to the Raiders by 15 points. At home. With Oakland quarterback JaMarcus Russell completing all of six passes. In fact, with reports swirling that Raiders coach Lane Kiffin would be fired after Sunday’s game, and then that not being the case, it now appears that losing to the Chiefs has become grounds for dismissal. Quick, somebody tell rookie Falcons head coach Mike Smith it’s win or else this week at home against K.C.
They might have had a great 2008 draft, but I look for the Chiefs to battle it out all season with the Rams (nice football state, Missouri) and maybe the Bengals for the distinction of being the NFL’s worst team. They’ve got no quarterbacking, a disgruntled and unreliable lead running back in Larry “Me-first” Johnson, and the look of a team that’s in the deepest darkest stages of a years-long rebuilding program.
Edwards’ fate is pretty clearly tied to the question of whether team owner Clark Hunt finally ends the tenure of long-time Chiefs general manager Carl Peterson, who has served in his capacity 20 seasons without delivering even a Super Bowl appearance. For that matter, Kansas City hasn’t won a playoff game since 1993. If “King Carl” survives yet again, so will Edwards. But if Hunt pulls the plug on Peterson, the new GM customarily gets to hire a head coach of his choosing. And that could end Edwards’ three-year K.C. tenure.
• Pink slip potential: 60 percent.
September 22nd, 2008 at 9:06 pmDammit!…. If we weren’t joined at the butt maybe we could tackle!!!
September 22nd, 2008 at 9:18 pmOK, the shoes are great, Now, this velcro towel.. let’s talk about it.
September 22nd, 2008 at 9:21 pmShit, where them spiders come from??! I hate fuckin’ spiders!
September 23rd, 2008 at 10:21 am