Marques Hagans' Netflix Queue

(The Chiefs‘ newest wide receiver/quarterback–and he’s so small I think we should start calling him eighthback–Marques Hagans was nice enough to share with us his upcoming movie picks from Netflix. Here’s what he had to say about each pick…)

Big – I’m not going to lie, sometimes I wish I could find myself a damn Zoltar machine. If I was 6’2″ I’d be the next Vick. This movie gets me every time. I understand, Tom.

The Apprentice – I put this on there because I feel like I’m on the show right now, except instead of Donald Trump being the Turk it’s Ray Farmer. Nerve wracking, but a great opportunity.

Slash - Because I’m the new Kordell Stewart…except I like chicks, man.

The Usual Suspects - I’m the Chiefs’ Keyser Söze. For real. Although, this movie is never the same once you’ve seen it once. Hmmmm…

Rudy – That chubby Hobbit dude choked me up with this one. I play that song in my head over and over every Sunday, hoping I’ll see the field. Thanks to Chan Gailey, it finally happened.

Return of the Jedi - Again, man, I root for my fellow little people. Love those Ewoks, dude. Love ‘em.

The Replacements – These cats came out of nowhere during desperate times, just like me. I’m gonna end up on top just like they did.

The Station Agent – Again, short people. Peter Dinklage is my guy. Best pound-for-pound actor out there. Bet you he could ball, too. You think Barry Sanders had a low center of gravity? We’ll show you midget out on that field.

The Apostle - I pulled up the trailer for this joint, and Robert Duvall reminded of my new coach Herm Edwards, aka the Preacher. Coach be preachin’. I don’t even need to go to church any more, because I get a sermon every single day.

Necessary Roughness – If Kathy Ireland’s sexy ass can play (is she still sexy?) can be a kicker, I can be a QB. Plus it’s got homeboy from Quantum Leap in it. Sometimes I wish I could leap into Derek Anderson‘s body. Man, there’s not much I wouldn’t do to be like a foot taller.

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