Caption This Pic: Thiggy The Necrophiliac

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“Thanks to Herm, this skeleton represents the Chiefs’ season.”

I found this interesting Tyler Thigpen pic on Deadspin with the following excerpt:

What better way to kick off your Wednesday evening then to have Chiefs’ new starting quarterback Tyler Thigpen mock rear-entering a skeletal model. Maybe Coastal Carolina University had just recently generated enough funding to support a human anatomy class and he was just overly excited. Remember, the school’s football program began five years ago. That actually might be one of the only groupies the team had. Or perhaps this is a more recent photo and Tyler is demonstrating what he’s going to do to the Atlanta Falcons defense this weekend. Regardless of the motivation, rejoice Chiefs fans: your skeleton-banging quarterback is here to resuscitate your offense. Whitlock must be pumped.

Unbelievable.

Addicts, it’s your turn–caption this pic!

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[...] Caption This Pic: Thiggy The Necrophiliac [...]

Holy crap, alot of good lines in here, I literally Lol'd.

And WTF. How does Thiggy get those hot chicks to hang on him? I guess it just goes to show that women ARE attracted to the QB's, even if the QB's blow worse than they do.

You've got Herm down cold, Scott!

Herm:

"We had to find out about the skeleton. We had to take a look at him. We wanted to give him some work with #4. He's a little nicked. A little sore, but he's fine. He's fine."

"That's what's great about it. We have a game to play and he'll have to play. He's got some talent. He really showed some things with the quarterback in the locker room. We'll see where he's at. Now he has to play. That's where we're at."

"By the power of Grayskull! Take that Skeletor!!"

Crane.lol.....Mary Kate Olsen.... good stuff

This is what King Carl will look like when Thiggy wins his first game

Rumor mill! Tyler Thigpen hooked up with Mary Kate Olsen in the plaza!

or

Tyler Thigpen setting up early for Halloween as the scariest thing in 2008... Chiefs Quarterback!

or

"Nooo, I said SKULL FUCK the Raiders...."

"Come out to McDonald's with me Brodie. You know you need to put some meat on your bones."

I guess he did that as motivation for his team last week, you know, he wanted to show the guys he was ready to screw Al Davis.

At first I thought this was a picture of Tyler Thigpen and Brodie Croyle, but then I realized none of the bones were broken.

Wingman on Friday nights? Sure. Wing-T QB in the pros? No sir. It is a pretty funny picture, though.

I gained a new found respect for Tyler Thigpen today. That picture is hilarious.

The only surprise is this faggots still on the team, he isn't shit and he never will be shit. I can't believe we have this guy running our offense. Are you fuckin kidding me. We have a whole stable of my little ponies and not one worth a shit. Im getting more and more irritated with dumb shit coach. How bout this other no namer we just brought in. When do we get to see what he's got. OOOh yeah, probably after thiggy gets done fuckin the dog and every other object that gives him a rise and it sure wont be our line. Maybe we should send thiggy and sackintosh to a deserted island and let them have as much fun as they'd like. I wanna see what B Rich and Herbie can do on the right side.

Before and after picture. That's all that gonna be left after playing behind this O-line.

P.S. you may recall that about two three months ago I posted that Tyler Thigpen would be starting and become the surprise of this year. It was posted under the "who is going to be the surprise of they year thread" or something like that.

Tyler Thigpen says: "I am so excited about starting my first NFL game that I got a big boner"!!!

Not to be anal about this (pun intended?), but does that picture really look like the picture of a leader? Maybe it was an old college pic, but still ... I hate this guy. He can go "bone" as many skeletons as he wants, and take his career 41% completion percentage with him ...

"Set...hut, hut. Oh, sorry. I thought I was linign up behind that anemic O-line again!"

Looks to me like he's "boning up" on the offensive playbook.

OK, so at least he is interested in chicks instead of just dead skeletons--we think.

Is this him and Turtle from Entourage?

He took too many hits of SOMETHING.

Maybe he took one too many hits from the right side of our line.

I don't even wanna caption this... That's our starting QB. Haha! I mean, the Pats have Tom Brady and Gisele, Dallas has Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson, and.... well... we have... Tyler Thigpen and skeleton. <3<3<3

Leave Michael Jackson alone dude.

"Damon ... Damon wake up!?!"