Arrowhead Advantage: It’s Pats
Ten Reasons Why the Chiefs Are Cooler Than the Patriots:
10. Koolaid Maroney can “wash my ass” for what he did to my fantasy team last year. What an idiot that guy is.
9. You guys actually thought Deltha O’Neal would help your secondary? I hope fire extinguishers were included with your purchase.
8. How come your old mascot looks like he’s taking a prison shower? I mean, just look at his facial expression–”ugghhh.”
7. Lamont Jordan. Randy Moss. When your team gets old, bring in the…Raiders? WTF? Don’t worry–they’ll be cancers before too long.
6. Sam Clay Aiken is on your team? I think he preferred the old mascot.
5. Because of Tom Brady’s chokejob in the last Super Bowl, tripping up at the top of any “summit” will forever be known as “pulling a Brady.”
4. Ask Bill Belichick about Cleveland sometime. Or about being Jason Whitlock’s precious “soulmate.”
3. Robert Kraft is an android. Trust me. Nobody looks that fake. Well, besides Cindy McCain and Jerry Jones. He looks like they tried to clone Jimmy Johnson and goofed.
2. The only scandal one of our coaches has ever been involved in was with a KU cheerleader. Can’t blame a brother for beakin’ a hot little Beaker.
1. The two best moments of my life: A.) Rodney Harrison’s knee explodes; B.) Rodney Harrison gets busted for HGH.
LMAO Adam # 3 is funny, and so accurate.
Is mac and cheese a pig F’er also?
(Razorback)
Al (syphilis at my brain) Davis, Jerry (’s kids poster child) Jones,ugggg! Talk about “triplets”.
September 6th, 2008 at 9:53 pmAte*
September 6th, 2008 at 9:58 pmJerry Jones looks like “Edgar” from Men In Black LMAO
September 6th, 2008 at 10:05 pmThe back of his head must look like a Char-pia ROFLMAO!!
well it’s funny to me
September 6th, 2008 at 10:08 pmya cannot blame anyone for wanting to bend a lil beaker over the back of her study hall chair…
September 6th, 2008 at 10:14 pmIs anyone streaming the game tomorrow?
September 6th, 2008 at 11:16 pmI imagine http://www.justin.tv/triuslater will have it. We’ll let you know for sure.
September 6th, 2008 at 11:39 pmMaroney killed me in so many leagues last year. Bastard.
September 6th, 2008 at 11:57 pmRiding the Maroney Pony is not as fun as it sounds. Not at all.
September 6th, 2008 at 11:58 pmSo…im pretty sure I will be destroyed for this…BUT, in the interest of fairness and whatnot…
I would certainly stand up for Brady and say that he certainly did NOT blow that game…it was in every way his offensive line (Except, I should say, for the time he like dove onto the ground when Strahan barely touched his back.)
Also, Harrison was not BUSTED for HGH…he turned himself in when there was no reason he had to…
With that said, I hope we break Brady’s ankle and lay Harrison out today…
I just like to be fair…is all…
September 7th, 2008 at 1:45 amAlso, that picture is hilarious…lol
September 7th, 2008 at 1:47 amAdmitting you did HGH is no different than getting busted for HGH. Either way, you still did it. If Bonds would have admitted to everything that he is believed to have done, before the whole mess, would that subtract the popular belief that there should be an asterisk next to his stats? If a murderer admits to a murder before it goes to trial does it make act of murder not so bad? Either way, you’re still busted.
September 7th, 2008 at 3:12 amActually, Tom did “pull a Brady”, and it kept on the injured reserve list for years I heard somewhere.
Psst, where did you hear Whitlock has a “SOUL”????? I can’t pass it on till it is a confirmed fact, sorry.
September 7th, 2008 at 5:13 amThanks woody for liking the image! (I try)
September 7th, 2008 at 9:43 am