A.A.D.Q.: Will We See Uno Ocho Doce After All?
*Cue up cheesy trailer music*
The Trailer Guy: “There was one man. One man who disappeared in the clutch. One man who celebrated routine eight-yard catches like he was Chad Johnson after hauling in a 60-yard TD bomb. One man who if he had worked in a delivery room, he would have dropped enough babies to constitute genocide. He was known as…Uno Ocho. But now he wears a new number–12. Now they call him…Doce. He was a Bronco for a moment, but now he is something more ferocious–a Panther!
“Uno Ocho II: Doce’s Vegeance
“Coming to Chiefs fans October 5*
“*If he’s not playing in Canada by then”
Not going to happen. I don’t see any way Samie Parker sticks with the Panthers long enough to face the Chiefs in Week Five. Not with all of their receivers. At least I don’t think he will. Which brings me to…
Do you think Parker will stick with the Panthers long enough to play against us?
Not sure, I am still upset that Jonal Saint-Dic got cut. I so wanted to wear a jersey with ‘Saint-Dic’ on it. lol
August 26th, 2008 at 5:20 pmLol…great call, Merlin.
August 26th, 2008 at 5:37 pmAnd it was you who brought ‘immaturity’ into an argument with Sean? Intriguing.
I think Samie will stick. The Panthers lost Drew Carter (A young stud I think we should have tried nabbing harder.) They also have 2nd year man Dwayne Jarrett, who by all accounts, has been a disappointment thus far. I don’t know anything else about their receiving corps, but Samie will probably make it as at least a 5th or 4th option. They need all the receivers they can get, as defences will try and stack the box against J. Stewart, the rookie RB.
August 26th, 2008 at 10:14 pmThere’s a difference between immaturity and having a sense of humor. Also, there’s a big difference between insulting each other, fellow Chiefs fans, and poking fun at a guy who was a complete piece of shit as a Chief. A guy who cost us dearly with his lack of heart and lackluster play. And it wasn’t me who brought that up at all.
People have defended Will Svitek and Samie Parker today? WTF? Do you seriously like Samie? If so, for God’s sake why? Listen, this is what “earn your arrowhead” is all about. Neither guy came close to earning theirs, and in fact they actually harmed our beloved Chiefs, and got rich doing so. Meanwhile, we forked over gobs of money to buy Chiefs tickets, merchandise, parking passes, $8 beers and NFL Ticket on Direct TV all in support of our Chiefs. I imagine some fans spend money they don’t even really have on their beloved Red and Gold. Damn right I’m going to blast them.
Our job is also to make you guys laugh. I figure there should be at least one Chiefs site that doesn’t think NFL stands for No Fun League.
August 26th, 2008 at 10:44 pmAdam – damn right on all accounts. One of the main reasons this is my favorite Chiefs site is the humor. It’s not in bad taste at all. Parker deserves just as much ridicule as any other castoff.
I really was hoping he’d stick with the Donkeys so we could watch Morgan or Pollard jack him up though…
August 27th, 2008 at 2:19 amAdam – right on & keep it coming buddy.
In response to your question “Do you think Parker will stick with the Panthers long enough to play against us?”
One can only hope.
August 27th, 2008 at 8:50 amDD – I am hoping! Love to see that guy drop a few against us.
Scott – Thanks! We will keep trying to make SOME people laugh.
August 30th, 2008 at 2:51 pm