*Cue up cheesy trailer music*
The Trailer Guy: “There was one man. One man who disappeared in the clutch. One man who celebrated routine eight-yard catches like he was Chad Johnson after hauling in a 60-yard TD bomb. One man who if he had worked in a delivery room, he would have dropped enough babies to constitute genocide. He was known as…Uno Ocho. But now he wears a new number–12. Now they call him…Doce. He was a Bronco for a moment, but now he is something more ferocious–a Panther!
“Uno Ocho II: Doce’s Vegeance
“Coming to Chiefs fans October 5*
“*If he’s not playing in Canada by then”
Not going to happen. I don’t see any way Samie Parker sticks with the Panthers long enough to face the Chiefs in Week Five. Not with all of their receivers. At least I don’t think he will. Which brings me to…
Do you think Parker will stick with the Panthers long enough to play against us?