Music To My Ears, Er, Eyes!
Linebacker Shawne Merriman, who has missed more than a week of Chargers practice because of a sore left knee, is in the process of trying to figure out when he’ll be able to play this season — if at all.
So much for the Bolts’ Super Bowl chances. Didn’t anyone ever tell Steroid Shawne that Vitamin S has long-term side effects? Guess not. Regardless, this just made my freakin’ day.
(hat tip: ESPN)





















I know it’s morbid… but this is GrrrrrEAT news.
August 22nd, 2008 at 1:10 pmHow’s that defense gonna fair w/out their biggest playmaker/leader/motivator? Wonderful!
I just did the steroid dance around my living room!
August 22nd, 2008 at 1:15 pmI can’t stand him either but I try to go easy with the karma stuff . . .we’ve got enough our own injury problems as it is. Don’t want any of that wishing bad on somebody else to come back on us.
August 22nd, 2008 at 1:37 pmTrue… the karma thing.
Adam,
August 22nd, 2008 at 1:42 pmHave what do you think about a permanent live chat board? For folks that are on AA at the same time and don’t wanna infiltrate threads with off topic discussion.
AD,
We’ve tried to get that going over on our forums (http://fansided.com/forums/viewforum.php?f=101), but it’s been slow going so far. We’d love for readers to be able to discuss what ever they like by starting their own threads there. Let me talk to Zach and see if we can set something like that up, though. That’s a good idea!
August 22nd, 2008 at 2:09 pmSo I read the article… something about tearing a posterier ligament. Kinda figures, I guess the reason his name is Merriman is because he wants to marry a man who can tear his posterior ligaments on a nightly basis.
August 22nd, 2008 at 2:10 pmLove it, Sudden! Never ease up on that clown.
August 22nd, 2008 at 2:22 pmLMAO Sudden!!
In this particular case… without crowing or anything – I’d have to say Karma is in full force… as in… chickens have come home to roost for Mister MarryMan. He should see if he can get a date with Romanowski… course… neither one of those steriod boyz will be able to bring a woodie to the party!
August 22nd, 2008 at 3:12 pmSorry CurtMerzFan, I hate to break it to you, but MarryMan is not interested in HomoNowSki, too old for him. He likes ‘roiders that play for his team. He prefers to get his Shaun Fill-ups. They got used to rubbing topical ointment on eachother.
August 22nd, 2008 at 3:40 pmwe NEED to get the forumns poppin off over here
August 22nd, 2008 at 7:09 pmyeah ive been bitter towards the guy since he pretty much ended priests career
August 22nd, 2008 at 11:54 pmI NEVER wish ill will to a person, but Merriman had this coming. He’s a joke as far as I’m concerned. Any team can blitz a linebacker EVERY play, and rack up sacks for that player. Merriman is overrated. He doesn’t make his team any better. It’s all a facade. What’s real is his steroid induced pointy head.
August 23rd, 2008 at 1:52 amI disagree that Merriman doesn’t make the Chargers better. He undoubtedly does. He’s the most accounted-for man on that D. Every linemen knows exactly where he’s at on every single snap of the game, gauranteed. Now how much of that is actually Shawn Merriman, and how much is ‘the juice’? Time will tell. So far, he’s looked like a scrub. His numbers decreased after he ‘came clean’. And this year he’s starting out hurt… Not a good sign to all those who thought he was the next Messiah, eh?
August 23rd, 2008 at 4:19 amMust be a lingering injury from when Jones-Drew PWNED his ass.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82pO-l4o5LQ&feature=related
August 23rd, 2008 at 12:52 pm