Arrowhead Advantage: The Red, Er, Deadbirds
The top ten reasons why the Chiefs are cooler than the Cardinals:
10. Our young quarterback also can pull some good-looking wool…that hasn’t already slept with half of Hollywood.
9. Ken Whisenhunt is the Wiz of Odds…long odds. The Cardinals are never going to make the playoffs again. EVER.
8. Speaking of playoffs, how many freakin’ years in a row will the Cards be everybody’s sleeper team? Give it up already.
7. Brenda Warner (she was scary enough before I knew she was a Marine–yikes!) can beat her hubby Kurt Warner in arm wrestling. Not in sacking groceries, though.
6. Dennis Green once screamed “they are who we thought they were” as Cardinals coach. Well, the Cards are who we think they are–losers! And they always will be.
5. Nice pass coverage last week, Cards. You guys made draft bust Robert Meachem look like Randy Moss.
4. Has anybody told Calais Campbell that he has a chick’s name? Someone, please, help a brother out.
3. Every time I think about Junior Siavii or Ryan Simms, I just think about how we could have drafted Alan Branch, too, and the pain goes away.
2. Even if Edgerrin James and Larry Johnson are both washed up (and L.J. is definitely not), at least L.J. can read. Have you ever heard Edge speak? He makes Shawn Kemp look like Barack Obama.
1. The Cardinals couldn’t hack it in the Show-Me State.
are you sure the pain really goes away or is it just the name Alan Branch has a positively narcoleptic effect on normal humans?
August 16th, 2008 at 2:37 pmI think he has a positively narcoleptic effect on himself–dude is lazy!
August 16th, 2008 at 2:50 pmoh yes…Alan Branch is a tool…thank God for Krum and his supposedly “meaningless” drill…
August 16th, 2008 at 3:18 pm