Arrowhead Advantage: Da Bears! Da Preseason!
With the return of the season, Arrowhead Advantage also returns. Go Chiefs!
Ten Reasons Why the Chiefs are Cooler Than Da Bears:
10. Our players don’t go all Alec Baldwin on people in text messages. Brian Urlacher, I’m looking at you.
9. Who pays Devin Hester a bajillion dollars to be their No. 1 WR? A desperate, desperate Jerry Angelo, that’s who.
8. The failed Cedric Benson project was more recent than the failed Ryan Sims one.
7. Lance Briggs getting his “drive” back isn’t a good thing.
6. Greg Olsen. Looks like He-Man, plays like She-Ra. He’s no Tony Gonzalez.
5. Brandon Lloyd and Kevin Jones were the big offseason additions? I wouldn’t have those guys on my fantasy team if I were in a 20-team league.
4. Will Ricky Manning Jr. have more arrests or picks this year? Tough call. Very tough.
3. Rex Grossman.
2. Kyle “Neckbeard” Orton is their starting quarterback? No wonder Rex is still on the roster.
1. Bears fans can’t even tailgate? So much for being Superfans.
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Now Adam… you need to be fair to da Bears fans - it was mgmt not the fans who made the new tailgate policy - which specifically states “Fans without tickets to the game will not be allowed to tailgate in the stadium parking lot after the game starts.”
Those fans who have tickets can still come early and tailgate - though I have no idea who would prefer pizza and hotdogs to KC BBQ…
But it’s not like the real Bears fans can’t tailgate at all - they just cant sit out in the parking lot drinking that beer in their coolers instead of paying $6/beer inside!
August 7th, 2008 at 2:13 amAnd this is DEFINATELY a beer story. As I recall it was Soldier Field where they banned beer sales after about the halfway point of the third quarter - to which a number of fans responded by not buying tickets anymore and just coming to the stadium parking lot to tailgate and get soused with their buds from before the truncated beer sales policy.:(
August 7th, 2008 at 2:16 amIs it Da Bears or Da Beers? There is nothing fair about Arrowhead Advantage either–we blast away!
August 7th, 2008 at 1:07 pm