I’m going to take sort of a free-flowing, word-association approach to running down the developments of Kansas City Chiefs‘ training camp so far…
Biggest Surprise – Pat Thomas
Only one person had him penciled in as a starter before camp, and that was Maine Chief. Who knows if he can hold on and keep his new starting gig, but for now he’s running with the first string.
Beast Mode – Glenn Dorsey
Marshawn Lynch coined the phrase “beast mode” last year, and that’s apparently the mode Dorsey has entered the past few days. You knew it would just be a matter of time before he went from getting schooled by Brain Waters to disintegrating double teams and blowing up Larry Johnson in the backfield.
On Everybody’s Lips – Branden/on
The Brandons have been bringing it (by the way, when I talk about the group, I’m saying screw Branden Albert and his funky “E” from here on out…annoying). Albert has been straight manhandling Tamba Hali. Can you blame Hali for not suiting up recently with the way the rook has been eating his lunch? Brandon Flowers has been hanging with Dwayne Bowe, no small feat these days. The third Brandon, Brandon Carr, has been getting some first team reps. Pretty impressed by these three so far.
The Main Event – Dwayne Bowe
The Show is rapidly becoming The Main Event. I love me some No. 82. With Jared Allen gone he’s the team’s new heartbeat.
The Wild Card – DaJuan Morgan
The ex-Wolfpack star has made some mistakes, but he’s also made some huge plays this week. He had a nice pick and a big hit that Herm Edwards complimented. Page and Pollard Inc. better watch their backs.
Early Bird – Brodie Croyle
So far, mostly so good (besides yesterday’s lackluster practice). Still, don’t count your chickens, Chiefs fans. We won’t really know jack about Brodie until he takes that gold jersey off. With no danger of being hit, Brodie’s two biggest question marks–decision-making and durability–aren’t being tested. At all.
The Same Ol’ Dame – Damion McIntosh
Once again, he’s back to not living up to expectations and getting hurt. Except this year he has a new wrinkle–fighting. If we wanted a guy who sucked and fought all the time, we’d have given your spot to Will Svitek.
Who? – Brad Cottam
Still waiting to hear anything positive about the sasquatch tight end. Well, other than that he moves well for a redwood tree.
Back-Up Singers – Devard Darling and Will Franklin
If Dwanye Bowe is Beyonce, he might have found the rest of his Destiny’s Child. Darling and Franklin have dazzled with their speed and playmaking abilities.
Temp Job – Patrick Surtain
Between him getting to routinely see The Show firsthand and the rooks getting first-string snaps, his days as a starer are limited.
Jet-Fueled – Jamal Charles
Dude has a serious, serious set of afterburners. Just ask Morgan.
Don’t Give up Yet – Turk McBride
The kid still has a shot. Just ask McIntosh.
Madman – Gunther Cunningham
It’s good to see that ol’ Gun is enjoying his new gig as linebackers coach.
Prompt – Carl Peterson
Hey, Sedrick Ellis just signed today. King Carl actually got his court together in a prompt fashion for once.
Kendrell Bell – Napoleon Harris
History repeats itself. And, no, not in a good way. Nap’s career is about to take a nap. I still can’t believe he was once traded for Randy Moss. Yikes!
Your turn at a little Chiefs’ training camp word association…
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