Jul27th

Caption This Pic

AUTHOR: Adam Best | IN: Fanzone/Tailgating | COMMENTS: 23 Comments

“I’m gonna run that $51 million out of your fat ass! Run, rookie, run!”

Go ahead–take your crack at captioning this fantastic training camp snapshot…

(hat tip: Warpaint Illustrated)

23 Comments on Caption This Pic

  1. SEANBCOOL says:

    “You better keep movin’ before I shove this ball up your ass!”

  2. DJ says:

    “Pretend that Dummy is Matt Ryan and his extra 20 $20 million!”

  3. CurtMerzFan says:

    “Krumrie teaches Swampfoot the Hokey-Pokey”

  4. Airforce says:

    “This is NOT a Dancing with the Stars Audition Rookie!”

  5. Scott says:

    “Let’s go rich boy! Your chauffeur isn’t going to drive you to that dummy!”

  6. stjoemo says:

    “Looks like your wallets holding down that left leg!”

  7. Adam says:

    You guys are on a roll, so I hate to get off-topic, but is anybody else worried about that mummified right leg?

  8. SEANBCOOL says:

    Yeah I noticed that but I haven’t heard any mention of it so I’m not too worried. At least whatever the reason for the brace is, it appears that he’s taking care of it.

  9. CurtMerzFan says:

    Lots of times the big guys will wear braces as an extra line of defense against a knee injury until they get themselves down to their playing weight.

  10. SEANBCOOL says:

    Makes sense.

  11. Adam says:

    Well, he did have a previous leg injury, which is likely the reason he fell to us in the first place. But I think he’s fine. Here’s what he said:

    “Health is no concern,” said Dorsey. “There are no health concerns to my knowledge. I haven’t missed a game at LSU since I’ve been there. Everybody gets nicked up. That’s the way I look at it. I played every game at LSU my whole four years there so I don’t think it’s a problem at all.”

  12. tim says:

    “arrrrhhhh my toe, u just stepped on my toe.”

    Firstly, injury is no concern. He got that injury from an illegal chop block. It would never of happened otherwise. Also i beleive that alot of players get used to wearing protective items so much that they continue wearing even when its fine. Plus it doesn’t limit mobility that much so its only a plus in my eyes.

  13. remwhen says:

    C’mon 72 you want me to slap you around like I did to Ellis!

  14. kcjdub says:

    “Run Dorsey Run”

  15. Red Dragon says:

    “At first I thought it was a bit strange getting barked at from Bruce Weber, but when I heard he took Illinois to the title game a few years ago in basketball, I knew he was legit.”

  16. SEANBCOOL says:

    I hope they haze Dorsey like they did Bowe.

  17. xxxlp says:

    I think if they taped Bruiser to the goal post like they did Bowe, he’d be able to power squat the thing right out of the ground. I’m only half joking…

  18. SEANBCOOL says:

    I can totally picture that, xxxlp.

    Man I am so excited about seeing what Dorsey can do this year. If he does really well, I think we should just start taking our 1st pick from LSU every year.

  19. juices-flowing says:

    I don’t have a caption, but Krumrie is a badass. I love that guy’s intensity.

  20. schmuck34 says:

    “LOUD NOISES! I AM JUST YELLING OBSESSIVELY BECAUSE I AM A LINEMAN COACH AND IT’S IN MY JOB DESCRIPTION!”

  21. schmuck34 says:

    p.s. Adam thanks for the props, and you totally dominated that argument. I don’t log on for a day or two and miss all the fun. I am going to try and not let that happen again.

  22. CurtMerzFan says:

    That argument was wearisome and void of all spirit of community… it’s hard to watch something like that when only one of you was restrained and behaving as an adult. Hopefully we wont see any more of that kind of thing!

  23. rdford60 says:

    come on that bags name is big red not brian waters so hit it man

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