Here are the top ten reasons why Greg Wesley is a perfect fit for the Oakland Raiders…
10. Al Davis gives bonus incentives for dreds.
9. G-Wes has been a black hole for our defense for years. Now he has the Black Hole cheering for him.
8. Javon Walker needed a partner in crime–another washed-up player from an AFC West rival.
7. Javon Walker needed a bodyguard–Wesley was uniquely suited for the role after having Junior Siavii‘s back in the “spit hood incident.”
6. Samie Parker joining the Broncos tilted the hate scale in their favor. Now things are back to the status quo–even. Any chance the Chargers make a deal for Ryan Sims?
5. Wesley thinks he’s burning the Chiefs, forgetting he’s the one who gets burned. Dwayne Bowe hasn’t had this much fun since practice!
4. Wesley is a textbook Raider–a cancerous malcontent. Plus, he’s been arrested.
3. After teaching understudies Bernard Pollard and Jarrad Page to get burned and whiff on tackles, the Raiders want G-Wes to mentor Michael Huff.
2. Senile ol’ Al is trying to lose. Signing Walker, Wesley and Tommy Kelly (for a bajillion dollars) in one summer is a helluva start.
1. The Raiders’ motto “just win, baby” has been officially changed to welcome Wesley. The new motto? “Just whiff, baby.”
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