Top Ten Reasons Why G-Wes Is A Perfect Raider
Here are the top ten reasons why Greg Wesley is a perfect fit for the Oakland Raiders…
10. Al Davis gives bonus incentives for dreds.
9. G-Wes has been a black hole for our defense for years. Now he has the Black Hole cheering for him.
8. Javon Walker needed a partner in crime–another washed-up player from an AFC West rival.
7. Javon Walker needed a bodyguard–Wesley was uniquely suited for the role after having Junior Siavii’s back in the “spit hood incident.”
6. Samie Parker joining the Broncos tilted the hate scale in their favor. Now things are back to the status quo–even. Any chance the Chargers make a deal for Ryan Sims?
5. Wesley thinks he’s burning the Chiefs, forgetting he’s the one who gets burned. Dwayne Bowe hasn’t had this much fun since practice!
4. Wesley is a textbook Raider–a cancerous malcontent. Plus, he’s been arrested.
3. After teaching understudies Bernard Pollard and Jarrad Page to get burned and whiff on tackles, the Raiders want G-Wes to mentor Michael Huff.
2. Senile ol’ Al is trying to lose. Signing Walker, Wesley and Tommy Kelly (for a bajillion dollars) in one summer is a helluva start.
1. The Raiders’ motto “just win, baby” has been officially changed to welcome Wesley. The new motto? “Just whiff, baby.”
Wesley told the press he couldn’t wait to play the Chiefs twice a year… good! we’re looking forwar to it too!
July 23rd, 2008 at 1:34 pmI can’t wait either. If he let Mark Clayton score on an 80-yard bomb, what will D-Bo do to the bum? Good riddance!
July 23rd, 2008 at 1:37 pmAn embarrassing player traded to an embarrassing organization. Fine by me.
July 23rd, 2008 at 2:35 pmwho got traded bcool??
July 23rd, 2008 at 3:29 pmWeek 2 … Man I hope we start another long win streak against those clowns …
July 23rd, 2008 at 4:09 pmD-Bo will burn G-Wes, taunt him, then steal his girlfriend
July 23rd, 2008 at 4:24 pmSo how exactly G-Wes going to contribute to beating the Chiefs when he is riding the bench?
July 23rd, 2008 at 4:41 pmI do give the guy props for being a standout on our D in the Vermiel era, the only one (that I remember) to get a Pro Bowl berth, in 2003. But when the rest of our D got good, it showed how bad he really was; which is disturbing to think of how bad our D was in those days. Like Adam said, good riddance.
July 23rd, 2008 at 7:49 pmOK JASON I didn’t mean traded. My bad. You know what I mean.
ps. if there was a comment rating system on this site I would totally given Centaur27 a +1 for comment #6.
July 23rd, 2008 at 7:56 pmxxxlp -
that was actually Jerome Woods not Greg Wesley.
July 23rd, 2008 at 8:29 pmHawaii would have banished the Pro Bowl if Greg Wesley was ever nominated
July 23rd, 2008 at 9:25 pm