A.A.D.Q.: Glenn Dorsey Needs Him A Nickname!

[...] We challenged Chiefs fans and you all answered emphatically in less than a season of Jack Bauer. First-time commenter Timmer nailed Glenn Dorsey’s new nickname with his first shot out of the box! Some ideas: ~Swamp Thing - [...]

I'll call him Glenn Dorsey until he proves himself in the NFL (not that I doubt him!)

But just for the record I liked Swamp Thing and Pepto.

Although not every player needs a nickname. Jared Allen didn't have one nor does Tamba Hali. So unless something just really sticks I'll probably just keep calling him Glenn Dorsey.

Halfbreed contact me at [email protected] and I will help you out with getting logged in.

Thanks Chris

Even though it seems like Swamp Thing is the new nickname (which I love), Halfbreed wanted me to suggest "The Disrupter" because he was having log in issues.

I like Swamp Thing. It's the best one so far.

I'll address this "he doesn't deserve a nickname" sentiment in the post announcing the new moniker.

Great to have so many new commenters as well! Keep 'em comin'!!

GLENN "FORREST" DORSEY HE WAS A BOW LEGGED CHILD WITH BRACES LIKE FORREST GUMP

Yah I am thinking Swamp Thing is the best so far. DT's play in the trenches which are like swamps. Keep them coming.

Sorry, I didn't know that. Well glad to still have you. :)

Zach,
I am not new. Just got a different name due to the login thing. Which I like by the way. Keeps the rift-raft faider fans out, I hope. I used to be Michael in San Diego.

Hey, does anyone know if the team will show interest in LeCharles Bentley? He was recently released from Cleveland and might help out the right side for us. What do you think?

Here's a few...

"Destroyer" Dorsey
"Dozer" Dorsey
"Dino" or "Dyno" Dorsey
"Dead-Eye" Dorsey
"Debonair" Dorsey
"Deep Six" Dorsey
"Deep Space" Dorsey
"Doberman" Dorsey
"Den Mother" Dorsey
"Deputy" Dorsey
"Devastator" Dorsey
"Dogfight" Dorsey
"Dominator" Dorsey
"Doomsday" Dorsey
"Downbeat" Dorsey
"Dragon" Dorsey
"Driller" Dorsey
"Duke" Dorsey
"Red Devil" Dorsey
"Doomsday" Dorsey

Glenn " The Demolition Man " Dorsey

I will throw my own out there for Dorsey...

"BIG STANKY" Glenn "BIG STANKY" Dorsey.

I actually agree with Adam on this one. Centaur is awful.

As for Dorsey, it is probably best to wait and see if he is the next coming of Ryan Sims before we dub him a nickname. But, just for the heck of it, I will go with Jumbalayah and Swamp Thing. I say we wait until at least 6 games into the regular season before we make a final decsion. You know...just in case Dorsey busts like a big Red and Gold balloon.

Again, I hate the Centaur nickname, but maybe that's just me. Could it be more dated, Mitch? Iron Man. Now, everybody say it--IRON MAN!

Timmer, I'm feeling Swamp Thing, too. Iron Man and Swamp Thing. That's a pretty good start for so AFC West crimefighting. I think that is the leader in the clubhouse as of now. Easy.

I definitly agree that it should have something to do with the louisanna roots. Swamp thing has to be the best yet. Oh... And Centaur is excellent. Half man half horse. That's LJ! A man beast

Loving all the new people commenting, KEEP IT UP!

Sorry guys, but I think Timmer hit the nail on the head!!! With his Louisiana roots, we have to go with Swamp Thing!!! I love it a nasty looking hero who jacks some stuff up. Couldn't be better!

And for the record, MACK TRUCK would fit LJ better than it would Dorsey, but I love the Iron Man name for LJ. Hopefully he can run over the competition again this year like he did in 2005 and 2006!!!

Mack Truck...plain and simple.

I've been checking the site out for awhile, but, like Butter, this is my first post.

Some ideas:

~Swamp Thing - a connection to his Louisiana roots and his monstrous, superheroish ways along the D-line

~Sneaker - according to the Star article he loves shoes... it would also be a reference to sneaking up on/surprising running backs/quarterbacks; it's a bit tongue in cheek as well

Names related to cajun:
~Gumbo
~Hot Sauce
~Tabasco

I think Swamp Thing is my favorite. :)

Butter, welcome to the comments ;) Glad to have you and don't be shy. Your a CHIEF FAN!

This is mostly sarcastic, but I'm going to have to go with RSD. Ryan Sims' Daddy. *disclaimer* No offense actually meant to Ryan Sims' real father, I'm sure you're a great man, sir.

Welcome BUTTER! Time to stop lurkin brother!

Butter Says:

Woo hoo first post for a long term reader, hello everyone!

Glenn "Jumbalayah" Dorsey, or just Jumbalayah. Jumbalayah is a yummy food that I think I read Mr. Dorsey here loves. Its got a little bit of everything in it, its hot, spicy, and just plain good. Sounds pretty fitting if you ask me!

Hmmm, thinking of a couple others, but I don't like them as well as Jumbalayah. I can see myself screaming it at the tv when he tears down a QB already.

Maybe Jumbo for short?

Woo hoo first post for a long term reader, hello everyone!

How bout G. Damn, as in "That G. Damn tackle just blew up another damn play!!" or "Friggin G.Damn is the second coming of Sims..."

Maybe I just need another beer...

Mitch needs to leave the nicknames to the Addicts! And Glenn Dorsey is going to sign. Relax everybody. I also personally guaran-damn-tee he is not Ryan Sims 2.0.

How about Glenn "Slammed" the Dorsey? I've got a idea a few RB's & QB's are gonna know the feelin`...

Adam Says:

Centaur is the worst nickname ever. We are
going to kill that sh** once and for all.
Iron Man is the name.

Once again Adam hits the mark, Centaur SUX and how else do you describe a guy who carries the ball 400+ times a season? Tri-athletes look WIMPY next to that!

Glenn "Closed" Dorsey or Glenn "Slamed The" Dorsey

"The Best thing since sliced bread"
"Twinkle Toes"

sorry not that original or good

yea

you wait to see how he turns out
we don't want Ryan Sims 2.0

how about we sign him then we give him a nickname

I think Glen "Pepto" Dorsey sounds good. I think it fits his playing style because he'll be stopping the runs!

Right now, I haven't heard a nickname that I really like for Dorsey. Ragin' Cajun is so overdone.

Centaur is the worst nickname ever. We are going to kill that sh** once and for all. Iron Man is the name. Not bad on Dorsey, though.

I hate to say it but you can't nickname L.J. "Iron Man" He has a nickname already and it is both better fitting and sounds better... Centaur. As for Dorsey... Maybe we should see if he is a Ryan Simms before we dub him a nickname. I suppose if I had to come up with one now, I think it would have to be "The Beast" or maybe since he's from Louisianna it should be "The Ragin Cajun"