All this mock draft talk and if this, if that, trade up, trade down; all are making me seasick- Not an easy thing to do in Kansas, by the way. There was a comment made recently during our heated debates of what our team should do. I keyed in on this particular comment.
Adam-
“Again, I want to hear some substantive arguments on why we should pass on Matt Ryan. Not just that his hair is a little too red* or that he isn’t as big of a pimp as Matt Leinart. I want reasons, folks. I’ve listed a laundry list why we should take him, so it’s only fair. ”
So here we go, a Letterman-esque Top Ten List. *apology in advance for #10
TOP TEN REASONS NOT TO DRAFT MATT RYAN
- 10 – Top QB draft picks in the modern NFL era with red hair are failures. see Todd Marinovich.
- 09 – The last time the Cheaps drafted a QB nearly that high, it was Todd Blackledge in 1983 (#7)
- 08 – 2002 David Carr (#1) and Joey Harrington (#3) – Top QB’s to crappy teams = disaster.
- 07 – Todd Marinovich & Dan McGwire (two redheads!) Both drafted ahead of Brett Farve in’91.
- 06 – Our line stinks, and might be full of rookies. KC fans have no patience & will want Ryan playing.
- 05 – NFL + history + high pick at quarterback = quickest, wrong-headed fix for a team that is a mess.
- 04 – Ryan Leaf, Rick Mirer, David Klingler, Akili Smith, Andre Ware, Tim Couch.
- 03 – Alex Smith, David Carr, Joey Harrington, Jeff George: 10 Top 10 picks = Top 10 Busts.
- 02 – B.C. had the nation’s 4th ranked passing offense, but Ryan was 62nd in passer efficiency. Not to mention his stats came in the weakest BCS conf. the ACC: non con’s Army, Bowling Green, Umass etc.
- 01 – Since 1994, there is less than a 50% success rate on QB’s drafted within the top 5 picks. (this excludes 2006-07 to be fair to the young guys.) Waaay too risky. Repeat after me Heath Shuler is selling real estate.
Counter to my argument? Let’s take it from ’98 – Top ten QB picks that were NOT busts. ’98 Peyton, ’99 McNaab, ’01 Vick, ’03 Palmer, ’04 Manning and Rivers, ’06 Vince Young.
Following a new trend none of these guys were drafted below the 4th pick.
Also, not to be duplicitous- think again about the big whiffs: ’02 Carr & Harrington, ’05 Alex Smith, ’98 Leaf, ’99 Couch & Akili Smith. The only guy who didn’t get a fair shake was Carr if you ask me. He looked like Brodie; running for his life with a big arm. Except he was the 1st pick…Brodie was a 3rd-rounder, we can afford to get him killed.
This article admittedly is tongue-in-cheek, however, my main point is, we need someone to come in and start from Day 1, who doesn’t play QB. The Croyle apologists are going to get what they want in another chance and BC will likely get owned. We just lost our best defensive player. Gambling on a QB that throws picks (19 picks is a lot for an “elite” college QB) and came from the weakest BCS conference isn’t a risk we should be willing to take when we have so many chances to get a Flacco, Henne, Johnson or even a Booty with all our extra picks and/or more picks we could get by trading down a few spots.
Speaking of booty, let me make this disclaimer, please. I am not pro-Brodie Croyle. I am pro-Kelli Croyle. If we draft Matt Ryan, the chances we see Kelli in Playboy dramatically decrease and that above all else simply cannot happen.
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