Arrowhead Advantage: Dismember the Titans

10 Reasons Why the Titans Completely and Utterly Blow (More Than We Do):

10. Jeff Fisher… Jeff Fisher… Damn! I kind of wish he was our head coach.

9. Norm Chow… Norm Chow… Damn! I kind of wish he was our offensive coordinator.

8. Lendale White might not have banged Lisa Lampanelli, but he does have a diet quite similar to the hefty comedienne’s.

7. Nice city. Nashville. Been there. It’s like Branson on steroids. Hey, a backhanded compliment is the best I can do.

6. Derrick Johnson might sack Vince Young on Sunday, but has he already sacked V.Y.’s fiance?

5. Chris Brown. That guy gets hurt more than Samuel L. in Unbreakable. The kids used to call him Mr. Glass.

4. Our star corners might be slow, but at least they aren’t out shooting up strip joints or wearing tights in some B-rate wrestling federation. I bet Titans fans just swell with pride when they hear the name Pacman Jones.

3. I heard Albert Haynesworth likes movies. Fat Albert‘s two faves are American History X and Stomp the Yard. Quite eclectic taste there.

2. Vince Young got a 6 out of 50 on his Wonderlic test. Brodie Croyle scored a 24. Face. Good, schmood. Our quarterback can actually read and has a much better looking woman.

1. In a recent study, Titans fans were ranked 28th in the league. Chiefs fans were ranked second. How can you even come up with a comeback for that?

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