Arrowhead Advantage: Donkey Punch, Take Two


10 Reasons Why the Chiefs Are Still Better Than the Broncos:

Mr. Ed10. The Chiefs head coach doesn’t resemble our team’s mascot. Mike Shanahan‘s really got that Seabiscuit thing going on in the face. No, Botox didn’t help either.

9. In fact, nobody on our roster resembles our mascot (Elway, Shanahan and Sharpe all have those horse grills).

8. Jay Cutler might just be Damon Huard‘s long lost little bro. C’mon, you see the resemblance, the common goofiness they share, the lack of results, etc…

7. Travis Henry is sponsored by the good people at PassingPissTests.com. Without them, his mediocre rushing ability would not be seen today.

6. Travis Henry is not sponsored by the good people at Planned Parenthood.

5. The Broncos got sloppy seconds on letting the Raiders of all teams ruin their season. Losers!

4. Mile High — whatever. The only thing that’s a mile high is Broncos fans if they think D.J. Williams is any match for our D.J. – Derrick Johnson (check the stats, haters). Derrick’s gonna have a big game today for his dad. I promise. I remember the last time a Derrick for us was in a similar situation. Scary.

3. Champ Bailey looks like… well, this.

2. Travis  Henry agrees with Austin Powers — “condoms are for sailors.”

1. Tony Scheffler or Tony Gonzalez? Even though Scheff is a least on people’s radars now, he still isn’t even a homeless man’s Gonzo.

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