Arrowhead Advantage: That Other Rivalry

10 Reasons Why Being a Chiefs Fan is Cooler Than Being a Chargers Fan:

10. It took arguably the best player in the NFL — LaDainian Tomlinson — for the Chargers to formally join the realigned AFC West.

9. If there was a fantasy draft for NFL coaches, I’m 100% positive Herm Edwards wouldn’t go first. I’m also 100 % Norv “Frumpy Pants” Turner would go last.

8. A.J. Smith traded a second-round pick for Chris Chambers? Say what?

7. I’d have to go to a local Jack in the Box to find someone in San Diego who’s been fired more times than defensive coordinator Teddy Cottrell.

6. I’m not going to talk smack on Chargers fans for being either fencejumpers, La Jolla yuppies or surfer burnouts. I will talk smack on Chargers fans for being the lamest fans in the NFL, though. I’ve been to libraries that are louder than Qualcomm.

5. Donnie Edwards is washed up? Really?

4. Brodie Croyle may not be the second coming of Joe Montana, but at least we didn’t spend a top 10 pick on him. Philip Rivers is the AFC’s Eli Manning. Actually, I might have just complimented him.

3. Your Christmas present might have come with a bow, but it wasn’t Dwayne Bowe. Instead the Chargers got stuck with the second best wideout from LSU, Craig “Buster” “Bust” Davis. As Matthew Berry says, “Bowe, Bowe, Bowe… Merry Christmas!”

2. Our star third-year linebacker didn’t get decked by little Maurice Jones-Drew. Don’t give me that “he’s short” B.S. either. That was like an Ewok whooping Darth Vader’s ass. I guess the force is no longer strong in young Merriman.

1. We may be a 4-7 team, but we’re a 4-7 team that stomped your ass earlier this season in your own sunny backyard. How you like ‘dem fish tacos.