This week we get to clown on a sister site — Just Blog Baby! Again. Just like the entertainment biz, even we run reruns now and then. No, our writers aren’t on strike like the WGA. There are a few revisions this second time around.
The top ten reasons why it’s much cooler to be a Kansas Chiefs fan than a Oakland Raiders fan…
10. Our owner doesn’t look like Mr. Burns, or George Burns for that matter. Pick a Burns, any Burns.
9. Robert Gallery is Jordan Black with the “Raider Image” makeover. For where he was picked, he’s garbage.
8. Lane Kiffin is so young and puny, Ty Law could’ve picked on him back in high school.
7. Justin Fargas? It seems like he’s been a back-up running back for half a decade. If Huggy Bear is so good, then why has he been hugging the bench for so long?
6. Chiefs fans don’t stab people. We don’t shoot people either.
5. Daunte Culpepper? Josh McCown? These are the douchebags that are ahead of No. 1 overall pick JaMarcus Russell on the depth chart? Fumblepepper and McClown. Nice!
4. For all the old, washed-up players the Raiders have signed or kept around, it was ingenious of them to let Charles Woodsen walk. He’s done absolutely nothing for the Green Bay Packers.
3. You know who was really, really good like five years ago? Warren Sapp, that’s who.
2. What kind of franchise hires Art Shell as a head coach? Twice! And as bad as our offensive coordinator has been, at least he hadn’t been running a bed-and-breakfast joint for a decade when we hired him. What’s going on in human resources over there?
1. Nine. That’s how many times the Chiefs have consecutively handed the Raidahs beatdowns. Just lose, baby!
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F#$% the Chief's!!! Where's your running back's. The Chief's SUCK!!!!!
The real question is where is yours? 9 times, do you really have anything to argue? You might be as delusional as your owner.
You better learn the name Kolby Smith. He will haunt you in your dreams starting Sunday night.
Also, learn how to use apostrophes, bro. Our running back's what? Sincerely, an English teacher.
That comment is exactly what you would expect from a Raiders fan. Low IQ, as well as his excellent use of vocabulary! GO CHIEFS!!!
The gaiders…that’s a totally typical idiotic response from one of those mouth-breathers. Here’s how an Raider fan writes’ his trash;talk HE Juust starts gertting amdr mad and punchingthe keys with his faat greazy fingaz. He is the same cholo that used to haunt middle school hallways with his adjustable green-bottom-billed Raiders hat tilted just a little gangster to the side and had his shirt buttoned all the way to the top. Then when he goes home to his trailer/shanty his alcoholic meat-packer dad beats him with a hanger. He wakes up in the morning to a nice burn on his shin from the space heater, throws on his plaid shirt and blue slacks, his 6.99 gas station Raider lid…and goes to the bus stop to live the dream again.
Raiders might as well give us the win right now, because tomorrow they WILL be embarassed…with our second string QB starting AND our third RB. Give it up, and stop talking shit! GO CHIEFS!!
Loving it Raider Hater, lets keep bashing these bums.
Hello all..I am new here. I live in San Diego and I am taking m husband to the game in Arrowhead for his birthday. Can we join someone's tailgate? We will bring beer!!