Arrowhead Advantage: Hatin’ on Peyton and Co.
The Top Ten Reasons Why the Chiefs are Cooler Than the Indianapolis Colts:
10. Our coach doesn’t look like… our coach doesn’t act like… what am I talking about? Herm Edwards and Tony Dungy are practically twins. Damn.
9. Peyton Manning might be a Super Bowl Champion, but at least our new quarterback doesn’t look like a Special Olympics Champion. Our old one kind of did, actually.
8. Bob Sanders looks just like comedian Katt Williams (right). Tell me he doesn’t. Except I think Katt is taller. By like three or four inches.
7. The Colts play in a dome. So do the Lions. So do the Rams. What do these three teams have in common? They’re softer than Tony Siragusa’s gut.
6. Six interceptions, Peyton? Six? Bill Polian could have drafted Ryan Leaf to do that.
5. Our condolences go out to Dwight Freeney, but we still have our Pro Bowl defensive end (he will be come February). Face!
4. If some caveman crawled out from under a rock, he’d think that we just won it all instead of you guys. Yeah, that’s how much better our fans are. I’ve been there — tailgating is stopping by the quickie mart and picking up pre-made nachos, a sixer of Pabst Blue Ribbon (lightweights!) and Spam.
3. Dallas Clark looks just like Matthew McGrory (R.I.P.). Are you sure he didn’t star in Big Fish? Positive?
2. Adam Vinetari is much more washed up than Ty Law. In fact, I think Ty could have sent that 29-yard chip shot through the uprights.
1. At least we admit that the Patriots are in a league of their own. Nobody likes the guy who’s in denial.
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