Arrowhead Advantage: Donkey Punch
10 Reasons Why the Chiefs Are Better Than the Broncos:
10. The Chiefs coach doesn’t look like Mr. Ed after Botox. Shanny!
9. In fact, nobody on our squad looks like Mr. Ed or has a horse face (c’mon, you know Elway, Shanahan and Sharpe got the look.)
8. Jay Cutler looks like the long lost Manning brother, except with a more severe case of down syndrome.
7. Our star running back might be out for an extended period because he’s hurt. Travis Henry is out today because he’s hurt, but might be out indefinitely because 4:20 is his favorite time of day.
6. Our other star running back only has several illegitimate children. Henry has, oh, about 147.
5. We didn’t lose to the Detroit Lions 44-7 last week. The Donks made Shaun Rodgers look like Jerious Norwood on that long run.
4. Mile High — whatever. The only thing that’s a mile high is Broncos fans if they think they’re going to win today.
3. Champ Bailey looks like a bug. Man, does his head have an irregular shape or what?
2. I wouldn’t trade Jared Allen for the entire Broncos’ defensive line. Seriously, Elvis Dumervil is about as big as Elvis Grbac was.
1. Tony Scheffler or Tony Gonzalez? Game over.
I think you meant long LOST manning bro…
November 12th, 2007 at 8:41 pmWas that not what it said? Cranked this one out in a hurry while looking over my fantasy rosters and getting ready for the game. Maybe Zach fixed it.
November 13th, 2007 at 12:32 am