Jared Allen was named the AFC Defensive Player of the Month today by the NFL. He accredited his standout play to his mullet, which according to Jared confuses the opposition due to its business-up-front/party-in-the-back versatility. In other words — the mullet is behind his AFC-leading eight sacks, not the man. Jared was also putting a racing stripe in for every sack, but it looks like those have faded out. Maybe he’ll freshen them up for Sunday’s game, or put a couple more in on Monday after the Chiefs’ big win.
Check out our guy the One Man Gang, doing a little press conference stand up…
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