Jared Allen was named the AFC Defensive Player of the Month today by the NFL. He accredited his standout play to his mullet, which according to Jared confuses the opposition due to its business-up-front/party-in-the-back versatility. In other words — the mullet is behind his AFC-leading eight sacks, not the man. Jared was also putting a racing stripe in for every sack, but it looks like those have faded out. Maybe he’ll freshen them up for Sunday’s game, or put a couple more in on Monday after the Chiefs’ big win.
Check out our guy the One Man Gang, doing a little press conference stand up…
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Great find. He's my new favorite defensive lineman – thankfully Wimbley is an outside backer.
Love it. Nice find guys.
This guy is my personal hero.
I enjoyed that video. Jared Allen blames his sobriety for his good fortune, and I find that to be a slap in the face to Max McGee. (Yeah, I know I used that joke on BallHype, too.)NFL.com is pushing Pro Bowl balloting on its site, so be sure to stop by and vote for Jared. He deserves it.
i dont know about anyone else but i find this guy so damn hot!!!!!!!!!!!! he is just so fuckin sexy to me. i just wanna have his baby!!!!!!!!!!