02 Nov
Jared Allen: AFC Defensive Player of the Month/Mullet of the Year
Posted by: Adam Best
Jared Allen was named the AFC Defensive Player of the Month today by the NFL. He accredited his standout play to his mullet, which according to Jared confuses the opposition due to its business-up-front/party-in-the-back versatility. In other words — the mullet is behind his AFC-leading eight sacks, not the man. Jared was also putting a racing stripe in for every sack, but it looks like those have faded out. Maybe he’ll freshen them up for Sunday’s game, or put a couple more in on Monday after the Chiefs’ big win.
Check out our guy the One Man Gang, doing a little press conference stand up…
Screen shots after the jump:
[...] to Arrowhead Addict for uncovering this outstanding video of Chiefs defensive end Jared Allen, who was just named AFC [...]
November 2nd, 2007 at 9:57 amGreat find. He's my new favorite defensive lineman – thankfully Wimbley is an outside backer.
November 2nd, 2007 at 10:05 amLove it. Nice find guys.
November 2nd, 2007 at 10:24 amThis guy is my personal hero.
November 2nd, 2007 at 10:55 amI enjoyed that video. Jared Allen blames his sobriety for his good fortune, and I find that to be a slap in the face to Max McGee. (Yeah, I know I used that joke on BallHype, too.)NFL.com is pushing Pro Bowl balloting on its site, so be sure to stop by and vote for Jared. He deserves it.
November 2nd, 2007 at 10:03 pm[...] to Arrowhead Addict for uncovering this outstanding video of Chiefs defensive end Jared Allen, who was just named AFC [...]
November 3rd, 2007 at 12:49 pm[...] to Arrowhead Addict for uncovering this outstanding video of Chiefs defensive end Jared Allen, who was just named AFC [...]
November 8th, 2007 at 1:22 pmi dont know about anyone else but i find this guy so damn hot!!!!!!!!!!!! he is just so fuckin sexy to me. i just wanna have his baby!!!!!!!!!!
March 2nd, 2008 at 3:25 pm