Arrowhead Advantage: The Pack is Whack

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You know the drill by now…

The Top 10 Reasons Why the Kansas City Chiefs Trump the Green Bay Packers:

10. Al Harris and Atari Bigby look like Bob Marley and the Whalers… on crack.

9. A.J. Hawk fits in somewhere in the middle of this evolution timeline.

8. Packers head coach Mike McCarthy was the inspiration for Steve Carell’s character in The 40-Year-Old Virgin. True fact.

7. I thought Ryan Grant was just some dude who starred on some soap opera.

6. Damon Huard has never been addicted to anything. Well, besides Dawson’s Creek. No substances.

5. Aaron Kampman and KGB are a homeless man’s version of Jared Allen and Tamba Hali.

4. Donald Driver looks like The Thing on TrimSpa.

3. Green Bay is one of the few places on Earth where people have worse cholesterol than in Kansas City. Is it cheeseheads or cheesehearts?

2. The Chiefs are the only opposing team Brett Favre has never beaten.

1. The Chiefs haven’t won a Super Bowl in the past 10 years, and our fans are still better. Check the attendance stats, haters.

Tête de Fromage jaune

What a pathetic team... so boring.....

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Adam

Ryan, I'm not jealous of your writing ability -- that's for sure!

Doug, we have the best attendance. That's a fact. And, hey, I like the Packers. Just not as much as the Chiefs. Not nearly as much. But I'm a Favre guy, and I root for you when you aren't playing the Red and Gold. When we play any team in the NFL, however, I talk smack on this blog. It's fun, it's our thing and the readers seem to dig it. It also gets opposing fans like you riled up and commenting on the blog :)

ryan parsons

chiefs when fricken 4-12 and smoked the chiefs. the packers went 13-3 and were the nfc north divinal champions!!!!!!!!!!!! you guys are jelous

Doug

Best attendance? Why not? What else is there to do in KC?

Season Tickets

Lambeau Field has been sold out on a season ticket basis since 1960 and we've been accumulating names on our legendary season ticket waiting list ever since. Hm.

Gary, there's a lot of humor in this blog, if you haven't noticed. Sometimes we make fun of the Chiefs, some times we poke at opponents. Man, NFL fans take things to serious. It's like I was talking about their mothers or something.

And just because Green Bay is historically better team, do you seriously expect me to stop rooting for the Chiefs? I was born in Kansas City. I'll have this Chiefs pride in me until the day I die. Figured GreenBay fans could understand that, but I guess not.

I'll tell you what -- you have the better team, but we have the better fans. You said it yourself that your team is better, so how can you argue that your fans are better when we have better attendence over the past two decades? Than any team in the league. You can't.

CWebb

So it's inappropriate to make comparisons over present-day players because they aren't flattering to the National Favre League's team, but it's cool to rehash past championships that occured before you were even born? You're cool.

Zach

Umm, yessir, we had sum mighti fin' denteethsts

Gary

Adam since when does pretty win football games. I believe that all Wide Receivers are now looking to see where number 20 is instead of looking for the ball.

Just remember Green Bay has 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS 3 OF THOSE ARE SUPER BOWLS
AND 17 HALL OF FAMERS

KC HAS 3 CHAMPIONSHIPS 2 OF THOSE ARE AFL TITLES and 7 HALL OF FAMERS

GREEN BAY HAS WON AS MANY SUPER BOWLS AS THE CHIEFS HAVE WON CHAMPIONSHIPS.

SINCE 1960 THE PACKERS HAVE WON 6 CHAMPIONSHIPS.

THE PACKERS ALSO HAVE A .559 WINNING OERCENTAGE IN THE HISTORY OF THEIR FRANCHISE

THE CHIEFS HAVE A .536 WINNING PERCENTAGE
IN THEIR HISTORY.

I BELIEVE THE PACKERS ARE THE BEST TEAM HERE.

If you are going to bash a team you better go beyond what the players look like.

Lastly do you have dentist in Missouri? I have never seen so many people with missing teeth.

No thanks. I don't cry when my football team loses, I just give my opinion. As far as the trash talk is concerned, opposing teams' fans never seem to realize that this is something we do before every game, to every team we play. It's what sportsblogging is all about, and it is done in the spirit of fun.
Anyway, congrats on the win and enjoy them while they last, because you won't win the Super Bowl, and Atari Bigby won't get any prettier.

Apitoxin

Lolz. Who is in the post season?Who won that game anyway? Now go cry and tell yourself that the Chiefs are still better.

Congrats to the Pack. Both set of DEs looked good.

John

Who looked better today? Kampman/KGB or your D ends?33-22, how's it feel?

Len Dawson....enuff' said. Go ahead and play up Aaron Kampman and we can talk at the end of the season. If you really want to look at the stats then lets talk about them.

Kampman has played 6 years - 37 sacks

Jared has played 4 years - 35.5 sacks

Forced Fumbles over their careers, Jared has 12, your boy 11.

Go Check it out yourself:
Kampman
Allen

Aaron Kampman's 15.5 sacks last year is better than anything Jared Allen has ever done. So who is the poor man's version of who there?Oh, and no Chiefs QB in their crappy team's history has ever been close to as good as Favre.Guess who beat who in Super Bowl I.All-time greatest Chiefs1. Derrick Thomas2. Tony Gonzalez3. Is there anyone else worth mentioning?