Arrowhead Advantage: Raider Reekage
This week we get to clown on a sister site — Just Blog Baby!
The top ten reasons why it’s much cooler to be a Kansas Chiefs fan than a Oakland Raiders fan…
10. Our owner doesn’t look like Mr. Burns, or George Burns for that matter. Pick a Burns, any Burns.
9. Robert Gallery is Jordan Black with the “Raider Image” makeover. For where he was picked, he’s garbage.
8. Lane Kiffin is so young and puny, Ty Law could’ve picked on him back in high school.
7. Lamont Jordan? Why does every picture I see of his look like a mugshot? Anyway, he’d be the Chiefs third-string tailback now that Priest is back. Captain DUI and Huggy Bear couldn’t even make our team.
6. Chiefs fans don’t stab people. We may lick paint, but we don’t stab people.
5. Daunte Culpepper? Josh McCown? These are the douchebags that are ahead of No. 1 overall pick JaMarcus Russell on the depth chart? Fumblepepper and McClown. Nice!
4. Speaking of McClown, his middle name is Treadwell. Wasn’t that the code name for the secret op in the Bourne trilogy? Whoops, that was Treadstone. Still, it’s a pretty worthless middle name.
3. You know who was really, really good like five years ago? Warren Sapp, that’s who.
2. What kind of franchise hires Art Shell as a head coach? Twice!
1. Eight. That’s how many times the Chiefs have consecutively handed the Raidahs beatdowns. Just lose, baby!
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