“That there’s some strong ass formaldehyde, yo!”
That’s my stab at captioning this disturbing image of the Oakland Raiders‘ geriatric owner, the seemingly immortal Al Davis. Go ahead and take your best shot, and don’t pull any punches. This is Raider week, baby!
Getting head from secretaries under conference tables since 1929.
"I was having dinner with Florenz Ziegfeld this one time, when who should walk in but Sophie Tucker herself. Man, that girl had some knockers. So I asked Sophie out for a couple drinks, and she told me she didn't go for older men. Then there was this other time, I was on my way over to see Catherine de' Medici about some money she owed me..."
Dang!I just blew another O-ring!JaMarcus! Get your young hands over here and stuff my rectum back in!!!That's right- Big Al ain't payin you to stand on the sidelines all year! You're gonna EARN your paycheck!!!
"I think I just shit my pants"
Aw, Jesus, am I glad I remembered to wear my trap-door trousers today. Whoever keeps pouring me these extra-strong Captain's gonna cause me an accident yet.
This is also Al Davis' "O-face".
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