Arrowhead Advantage: The Bungles Blow
This new tradition has been fun even when the outcome of the game hasn’t. It’s in that spirit that we roll out…
The top ten reasons why it’s much cooler to be a Kansas Chiefs fan than a Cincinnati Bungles fan…
10. “Doing a Houshmandzadeh” sounds dirtier than The Cincinnati Bowtie.
9. Unlike Ocho Cinco, Dwayne Bowe doesn’t care more about his touchdown celebrations than the outcome of the game.
8. Justin Smith is Jared Allen… minus the talent, multiple DUIs and personality.
7. Is it just me, or does Marvin Lewis look like a balder, fatter, goofier Tiger Woods?
6. Cincinnati makes Cleveland look like the South of France.
5. We may not be a powerhouse this year, but the Browns couldn’t put up 51 points on us in two games.
4. I thought the Oregon Ducks had a lot of different variations of an ugly uniform.
3. Chris Henry has been arrested more times than our entire roster. And by roster I mean dating back to when we moved from Dallas and became the Chiefs.
2. The Bungles have enjoyed even less playoff success in the past 15 years than we have. That’s saying something.
1. Damon Huard may not be the coolest guy, and Brodie Croyle might not wear the pants in his family, but at least our quarterbacks don’t do stuff like this. Is it Carson Palmer, or Carson Throater?
Let’s get off the schneid and beat the Bengals this weekend! Go Chiefs!
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Nice, but you need to check your facts, Justin Smith absolutely has a DUI. I knew the Palmer ad would show up eventually, apparently we have no PR. Nice list though, check this out for our side:http://www.whodeyfans.com/2007/10/keys-to-game.html
October 11th, 2007 at 7:53 amI figured. I actually played against Smith in high school and know his brother-in-law, oddly enough. Ammended to "DUIs." I will check it out, too.
October 11th, 2007 at 5:51 pmWhoDey, love the humor over there. You guys going to the game?
October 11th, 2007 at 6:53 pmCouldn't make it this year. Sadly. The fans in KC are awesome. My wife is actually from there. Went the last game and the food at the tailgate was awesome. Some really good BBQ.
October 30th, 2007 at 12:50 pm