10. The Jacksonville Jaguars? The only Jaguars you’ll find down there are trailer park blondes who strip for a living.
9. Your head coach Jack Del Rio looks exactly like Shooter McGavin. Too bad we’ll eat pieces of sh** like you for breakfast lunch come Sunday.
8. Maurice Jones-Drew? This guy is redefining the term “sophomore slump”. You might want to let fantasy football owners know beforehand the next time you decide to take an entire season off.
7. Dennis Northcutt? Ernest Wilford? Matt Jones? Reggie Williams? I can’t think of a more worthless receiving corps in the entire league.
6. We’ll never have to buy or cover seats at Arrowhead to prevent blackouts. EVER.
5. DT John Henderson will get slapped around before the game by a trainer, then during the game by Brian Waters.
4. Fred Taylor? Isn’t it about time for that guy to pull a hammy or something?
3. The Jags released Byron Leftwich this offseason, and acted like David Garrard and Quinn Gray could get the job done at quarterback. If that is true, then why were the Jags the only team desperate enough to give Tim Couch another shot?
2. The last time the Jags rolled into K.C. they left losers and we went to the playoffs. At least they got some damn good BBQ for their troubles.
1. No matter what our buddy Chris from Big Cat Country tries to sell us, the Jags are destined to become the Los Angeles Scientologists by 2010.
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11. Mike Tice (who I would still rather have than Brad Childress – which makes me sad).
LMAO! Good ol' ticket scalper himself.
He also always had a pencil
This is weaker then the Houston Texans expansion year.
Your 2-2 and lost to Chicago! By 10!!!! Barely beat SD in a second half rally, edge Vikings barely, and was dominated by Houston. If we play how we did against the Broncos then its goodnight KC.
Chicago still went to the Super Bowl last year, and Houston is much improved. You are forgeting one big factor, too — Arrowhead is the best homefield advantage in the NFL.
As for the Stevo comment — sweet comeback. Did you think of that all by yourself? Just kidding.
Funny stuff. Glad to see we're teaching 3rd graders how to write alot of fiction. After this article, the Squaw's won't even be in the game. Pussy eating pussy….imagine.
If MoJo is of to a slow start, than what is LJ off to?
I always liked and respected this team even after the times my Jags lost games to you. Its rather odd and honestly upsetting to read these random postings from pretty much a non-rival.
Take it easy and have a laugh my friend……
Seems the Jaguars get this kind of press wherever they play. We read the same sort of stuff prior to the Denver game also.
By the way – I've been to KC several times. I was not overly impressed with the BBQ.
Where did you go eat?
Yeah, you beat us last year all right! I forgot, what happened to you guys in the playoffs again?
I actually have to give you Jacksonville fans a ton of props. You guys have really been the only team to come over and defend themselves. I have a new respect from Jags fans.
Well I guess the comeback to that is at least we made the playoffs. Not a very good one, but its better than sitting at home.
umm Couch was brought in for training camp only, due to Gray being injured, so we could have reps thrown… you might want to do some research when trying to talk smack… Heres to a injury free game for both sides!
Ten Reason Why the Kansas City Chiefs are Losers:10. Insulting a city the writer of this article has obviously never been to.9. Herm Edwards looks like Tony Dungy. Too bad he can't coach like Tony Dungy.8. Maurice Jones-Drew? Yeah, that's the guy who gashed your much vaunted D for 100+ all purpose yards. Looks like his sophomore slump is over, huh..7. That "Worthless receiving corps" just lit up your D, buddy. Your Corners are aging and should have retired a couple years ago.6. You'll never have to cover seats, yet you were facing a blackout this week? What's going to happen next week? All your fans left at the beginning of the fourth quarter!5. What did Larry Johnson do today? 9 carries for 12 yards. Jones-Drew was 9 carries for 82 yards. I'd think that the Jags d-line had at least SOMETHING to do with Larry Johnson stinking up the field today.4. I might be wrong, but the only player to get hurt in the game was your QB getting absolutely devistated by Rob Meier. 3. Couch was a training camp arm. I know this is hard for someone with as thick of a skull as you to understand, but football teams often sign players to come throw the ball around to minimize injury possibilities to their starters. Quite simple, but you just don't get it, do you.2. The last time was last time. Scoreboard, b*tch.1. The Jags will move to LA….only if the Raiders and the KC Pastry Chefs don't go first. There were an AWFUL lot of fans dressed up as seats in Arrowhead today..especially during the 4th quarter.
I used to live in Florida, FYI, and have been to that dump of a town. Anyway, good game today. We sold out the stadium (longest streak in the league) and brought it today as always. It's just too bad our team didn't.
Better mark that game against Jacksonville as a Big Loss. Haha, tough place to play! Yea, right.
looks like all of us jaguar fans get to talk th crap this week
You sure do. Hell, we welcome fans of all teams to comment on AA — sh** talk or not! That doesn't mean that I'm going to stop running these features, though.