25 Aug

Screw Dogfighting; Travis Henry Prefers the Risqué Sport of Bastarding

Daddy Henry

I just wanted to take a moment to personally thank Denver Broncos running back Travis Henry for making it so damn easy to make fun of a Bronco. Thanks to The Big Lead for discovering this information on Henry. According to the Atlanta Journal-Constitution, Henry has fathered nine illegitimate children by nine different wives. That’s one of the most impressive stats I’ve ever seen — 9 for 9, baby! I don’t think most people could even try to be that successful. And we thought Priest Holmes’ boys could swim. Wow.

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7 Responses to “Screw Dogfighting; Travis Henry Prefers the Risqué Sport of Bastarding”

  1. 1. redbeard Says:

    careful now we just about have a *coat* with the same problem off the field… albeit a donkey boy looks funny…hahahaha

  2. 2. T&W Says:

    Just wanted to mention that our dearly departed & horribly missed star Derrick Thomas was in a similiar predicament.http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m1355/is_15_98/ai_65540909

  3. 3. Zach Says:

    I am sorry but Derrick was not 9 out of 9…. Relax laugh a little… :)

  4. 4. redbeard Says:

    hahahahaha

  5. 5. redbeard Says:

    What I dont understand is why with all the money & brilliant minds in football…they dont know where babies come from…hahahahaha

  6. 6. Zach Says:

    hahaha

  7. 7. Predominantly Orange | A Blog Community for Denver Broncos Fans » Blog Archive » Travis Henry Is Good At Something Says:

    [...] everywhere. Among those making sport of this mighty trail of reproduction are 100 % Injury Rate, Arrowhead Addict and The Big Lead. Nice work, Mr. [...]

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