I just wanted to take a moment to personally thank Denver Broncos running back Travis Henry for making it so damn easy to make fun of a Bronco. Thanks to The Big Lead for discovering this information on Henry. According to the Atlanta Journal-Constitution, Henry has fathered nine illegitimate children by nine different wives. That’s one of the most impressive stats I’ve ever seen — 9 for 9, baby! I don’t think most people could even try to be that successful. And we thought Priest Holmes’ boys could swim. Wow.