As much as I feel like rattling off an insane Denny Green they-were-who-we-thought-they-were rant and dropping about 17 F-bombs, I’ll do my best to keep my composure here. The zeros go before the heroes when we trail on the scoreboard.
(OK, I’m really not that mad at all, and I also know it’s still preseason, but, c’mon, the season is almost here. The offense looks like its the worst in the NFL.)
Halftime Zeros:
Will Svitek – The other Will Smith — you know, the one married to Jada Pinkett — could’ve recorded two sacks against Svitek. Svitek’s play makes me long for the days of Jordan Black. Put Kyle Turley in there, Herm, before Brodie ends up on the I.R.
Brodie Croyle – Speaking of Brodie, does he enjoy throwing picks. He’s about as impatient as they come in the pocket (and I can’t really blame him for that with Svitek at LT), and he hasn’t discovered QB progression yet. Just abysmal. That interception made me puke in my mouth.
Jarrad Page – Makes Greg Wesley look like Steve Atwater tackling wise. I’m not so sure I want him to start at this point. It would be one thing if he was playing well in coverage, but he’s not.
Samie Parker – That quick slant he dropped was a disgrace to every receiver who’s ever played the game.
Halftime Heroes:
The Defensive Line – These guys are playing out of their minds. How many goalline stands can a unit make in one half? Unbelievable. Jared Allen, Tamba Hali and Tank Tyler especially impressed me, but those guys are the usual suspects.
Derrick Johnson – I called him out before the came for pussyfooting around. Well, tonight he’s balls to the wall, folks. I love the way D.J.’s playing tonight.
Kris Wilson – He’s blocking well, running hard, catching the ball, etc. Other than the false start, he had himself a perfect half.
Dwayne Bowe – Eck who? Samie Parker who? Get the man the ball and watch him rack up the YAC!








