First Christian Okoye, now Jared Allen to appear on new reality TV series…

In NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell’s opinion — which is the only opinion that means jack shit matters in today’s NFL — levying out death sentences lengthy suspensions alone just wasn’t enough of a kick in the junk wake-up call for the league’s baddest bad boys. That’s why this summer, Goodell and NFL Films present the highly anticipated sports reality series Roger of Love: NFL Charm School.

On the show, eight of the league’s biggest idiots outlaws will spend six weeks living under Sheriff Goodell’s roof, where they are sure to get pistol whipped into shape. The Kansas City Chiefs own Jared Allen will be joined by some of the league’s most notorious f@#$ ups outlaws — Chris Henry, David Kircus, Pacman Jones, Ricky Williams, Tank Johnson… they’ll all be there. Hopefully, Allen will walk away from this experience with his anal virginity intact a new attitude. The series kicks off Thursday July 5th on the NFL Network. You won’t want to miss this one!

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