My Neil Smith smear campaign

During normal times, I would put out my The COAT DL Group positional breakdown right about now.

But these are anything but normal times — a bleeping Bronco is about to advance in The COAT!

Please, please, please stop voting for Neil Smith!

This message comes from a former No. 90 jersey-wearing, baseball-bat-swing celebrating, full-fledged Smith apologist. I used to love Big Neil, but those visions of him celebrating championships in those putrid Donkey unis that I can’t seem to shake just make me sick. D.T. never would have pulled a Benedict Arnold move like that, no way in hell.

So vote for Jerry Mays, a member of the AFL’s All-Time Team, or even Dan Saleaumua instead. At least those guys deserve to be remembered as Kansas City Chiefs.

(When I look at that disgusting pic of Neil with Captain Horse-Face, this is what goes through my head…

“You’re My Best Friend” – Queen

“… And I love
The things that you do
You’re my best friend
Ooo, you make me live.
I’m happy, happy at home
You’re my best friend
You’re my best friend
Ooo, you make me live
You, you’re my best friend.”

I just puked all over my keyboard.)

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